"We don't need a track, it's grass"
From the 1980's film Clockwise. Used whenever a navigational decision has to be made. Last heard in France in May 2005, when the French Police closed the road (with guns, as you do.. Diversion..)
"Luxor"
Randomly shouted. It's the make of one of the TV's, as thrown off a cliff!
"Muh"
Used to respond to bitchy comments
"Muh muh muh muh muh"
As above, repeated. This is used to ensure that Eugene gets his point across and that nobody else can interrupt him.
"Write that down in your copybook now"
From the classic TV series "Look Around You" ( http://www.bbc.co.uk/lookaroundyou ) (series 1)
WOMBINATIONS
These are combinations of two words. Examples already heard are Water and Milk - Wilk and "Sponge Tennis - Spennis". Wombinations (Word Combinations.. Get it?) are from Look Around You on the BBC
"Drinks?"
From an evening in October 1998, when Eugene found a "cute" little fire extinguisher in a student flat in Holland Road , Hove . He decided it looked like a soda squirter, and now every Fire Extinguisher is "drinks"
"I want a NICE cup of tea.. Not just any cup of tea"
From his days eating at Maximum Diner in Uckfield, East Sussex . The diner is a whole story in itself, so a book about it has been written by Chris Nye .
"That's right"
From Silver Convention's disco classic - Get Up And Boogie
"and that's the weather, FOR NOW"
Eugene's impression of his favourite weather presenter, Dan Corbett , from the BBC. Listen out for Eugene using other phrases from Dan in his impressions.
"Er, I think you'll find"
Eugene 's impression of local radio presenter and fellow director of his/their company, Rob Marks ( http://www.arrowfm.co.uk/presenter.aspx?id=11 )
"It's Andy Knight, from Southern/Arrow FM"
Eugene's attempt to embarrass Arrow FM presenter, Andy Knight, every time he enters the pub when Eugene is in it! ( http://www.arrowfm.co.uk/presenter.aspx?id=3 )