Week 3:
The task that was set for the new boys, Seany and Gerry, was to nominate who would be up for eviction. A tricky task. In fact, it was decided by Big Brother that, they would need extra help from 2 more housemates. This naturally wiped the smile off some of the girls, such as Charley.
Big Brother thought that the best method to find the most suitable nominators was to conduct a board consisting of Gerry and Seany. Gerry looked and acted the part brilliantly, where as Seany was more casual, especially after being told earlier that a top he was wearing had some offensive language on it. The whole thing reminds me of an Interview I had once with a large radio station based in Birmingham!
Amanda went first and actually performed very well highlighting that she has not been involved in any of the arguments. Charley tried to show of her mindreading skills by saying she knew who had a
game plan and how she didn’t but, will win. No she won’t. Tracey, as well as explaining that she is suitable because she likes ‘having it hard’ when enjoying a good time, helpfully explained the phrase to Gerry. Seany also helped by clarifying the explanation back to Tracey.
In the end, Sam and Amanda were chosen, who, to be honest, seemed a very good, neutral choice! The look on Shabnam, Charley and Laura’s faces was brilliant!!!! Carole, Tracey and Shabnam became the nominees (the justifications for Carole and Tracey were pathetic).
The first person to be evicted, finally, was Shabnam. I cannot believe how long it took her to be evicted, saying how she ‘loved’ everyone. But she was not loved on coming out. She looked really silly standing there for over a minute, Davina had to come get her! She was not surprised as she ‘gets on everyone’s nerves.’
Once Shabnam was history, 4 new Housemates entered:
Liam: A tree surgeon who likes to relax and enjoy life, but thinks that he would be the first person people would ring up to go out with.
Jonathan: The founder of a very large Media Empire who likes to be competitive and considers himself clever, funny, fearless, and fat.
Brian: A clerk at a credit card company. He’s into Cosmic Ordering and Paul McKenna.
Billi: A model from Middlesex who is into WWF. Believes that he can win the show through the manipulation of others and is generally very egotistical.
Chanelle, with all the excitement manage to break her bra. She also commented, helpfully, that she thought that Brian ‘could’ be gay... in the same way that she ‘could’ win but unlikely silly cow! She also decided to pick on Laura after loosing her hair straighteners and telling Laura that she is the most two-faced person in the house.
After 30 minutes, Brian was explaining about how he worked for a credit card company, he then mentioned how he had a big credit card limit... wow! On Brian entering, Ziggy did a brilliant Jimmy Hill impression! Leading his lifestyle, he mentioned to the twins that on his birthday, he had a limousine they were amazed; they even thought it could have been pink!
The first task for the new housemates was to become the Big Brother Village People. Ooh Sailor!